I'm really into asian looking animals
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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