? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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