Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
wow bdsm is so cute
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