No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I have already put on my inside pants.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
PANTIES FOUND
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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