I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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