Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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