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Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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