I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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