She just used a chaser for red wine.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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