My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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