I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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