even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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