Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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