My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
the day after is always just damage control
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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