Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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