dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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