Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
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She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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