we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
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There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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