let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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