do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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