I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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