I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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