He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
her vagine was all disorganized.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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