If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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