My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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