it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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