life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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