how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
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This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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