why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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