I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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