No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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