So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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