There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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