ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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The Olympian is in my bed
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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