If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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