weddingsv make me drug and hornr
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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