A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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