A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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