As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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