We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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