at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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