You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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