Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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