i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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