hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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