in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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