it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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