everyone is single if you try hard enough
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
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I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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