Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
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For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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