You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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